HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM THE BUTCHERS!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM THE BUTCHERS!

Postby Bigguy » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:24 pm

With the relase of WoW today we will probably forget our manners - so before I forget:

Best wishes for a happy Thanksgiving to all!
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Postby 8ß@ll » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:10 pm

yea what he said
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Postby Halleck » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:30 pm

Happy Thanksgiving! :D
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Postby 8ß@ll » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:44 am

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out
of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, by playing soft music and anything else he could think
of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier
and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend
to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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Postby StickS » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:41 pm

Happy Thanksgiving guys and gal, hope you have a good one, I know I will.
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