Old Clinton Joke

[Beren]

Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to discover that she is pregnant. She is furious and can't believe this has happened, when she is running for the Senate, too!!!

She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone and immediately begins to berate him, screaming, "I just found out I'm 5 weeks PREGNANT, and it is all YOUR fault!!! How could you have let this HAPPEN? With all the trouble going on right now, how COULD you???!!! Well...what have you got to say???"

There is nothing but silence on the phone.

She screams again: "DID YOU HEAR ME????!!!"

She finally hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

[Halleck]

I never heard that!