Space Monkeys

Postby Halleck » Tue Apr 02, 2002 11:20 pm

A female astronaut accompanies two monkeys on a dangerous mission to space.

Once in orbit ground control contacts the ship.

"Monkey 1 come in, come in"

The monkey gets up and moves over to a view screen.

"Monkey 1, vent the CO2 from compartment 1, add pressure to compartment 2 and pitch the cabin by 15 degrees"

The monkey carries out its orders as trained.

"Monkey 2, ignite the primary engines, increase fuel by 50% and syncronise secondary engines"

The monkey carries out the orders to the letter.

"Sue, come in S...."

The woman comes over to the view screen and interupts...

"Yes, yes I know, feed the monkeys and don't touch anything"
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