A female astronaut accompanies two monkeys on a dangerous mission to space.
Once in orbit ground control contacts the ship.
"Monkey 1 come in, come in"
The monkey gets up and moves over to a view screen.
"Monkey 1, vent the CO2 from compartment 1, add pressure to compartment 2 and pitch the cabin by 15 degrees"
The monkey carries out its orders as trained.
"Monkey 2, ignite the primary engines, increase fuel by 50% and syncronise secondary engines"
The monkey carries out the orders to the letter.
"Sue, come in S...."
The woman comes over to the view screen and interupts...
"Yes, yes I know, feed the monkeys and don't touch anything"