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Science Jokes

Postby Bloodgaze » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:04 pm

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if it needed any help with it's luggage.

It replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."






A hydrogen atom lost it's electron and wentto the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police, "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.
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Re: Science Jokes

Postby Nomi » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:30 pm

Those both awesome and awful. So, neutral charge.
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Re: Science Jokes

Postby Beren » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:51 pm

My stomach turned twice. Two thumbs up.
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Re: Science Jokes

Postby Amrita » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:19 pm

Just wow. <.<
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