British Humor (or Humour)

British Humor (or Humour)

Postby Bigguy » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:41 am

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.


If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?


I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the
ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once
in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have
written that."

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an
idiot.
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Re: British Humor (or Humour)

Postby Nomi » Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:52 pm

Bigguy wrote:There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an
idiot.


There are some great lines in there but this one was painful!
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