IMPORTANT LIFE RULES TO REMEMBER

IMPORTANT LIFE RULES TO REMEMBER

Postby Druina » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:20 pm

IMPORTANT LIFE RULES TO REMEMBER:
1.Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle
2.Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name
3.Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again
4.Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them
5.Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk
"Sorry I couldn't heal you, that's my beer hand."
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Re: IMPORTANT LIFE RULES TO REMEMBER

Postby Warlinker » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:56 pm

rofl druina that made my day xD!!!
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Re: IMPORTANT LIFE RULES TO REMEMBER

Postby Ayortha » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:34 pm

Very true.
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