Bad Jokes from a Scottish Forum

[Bigguy]

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Old Macdonald was dyslexic oh aye oh aye eeee....

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We call our grandad "Spiderman".

He hasn't got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

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Somebody at work asked me "what's your pet hate?"

I told him "having stuff pushed up it's arse!"

[Nomi]

Its like a parade of Wrong!

The first joke made me think of this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... tients_say