Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

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http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

Mostly one-line summations of popular movies/books/TV shows.

Personal Favorites:
ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
POLTERGEIST: Pot-head parents lose child, ruin property values.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.