The contest

The contest

Postby Beren » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:53 am

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off...

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?' God just shrugged and said,











JESUS SAVES!
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Re: The contest

Postby Beren » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:24 pm

Don't hate me because it's bad. Blame Bigguy!!!! :x
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Re: The contest

Postby Nomi » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:56 pm

I can't hate you for that, I've told that one myself! The classics never go out of style!
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Re: The contest

Postby Criest » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:01 pm

Cute :)
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Re: The contest

Postby Amrita » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:31 pm

I should've known when Beren posts a joke........am I allowed to say it's bad though since it's a religion joke?
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