OH MY LORD!
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 1&pageNo=1
HE'S TAKEN MY GAME AND GONE PRO!
I've talked to this guy (since, ironically, he's in the same guild as me) and I am absolutely confident he is lying about his personality in order to get attention. Incredible...
EDIT: LOL @ Windleaf's post on Page 12...it's possible!