WWII summary...

WWII summary...

Postby Amrita » Sat May 03, 2008 11:17 am

England: Ok everyone, this is a simple fight, basically we are going to form one big circle around Germany and slowly dps it down. Can uh someone please help me summon the US.
US: Uh yeah guys, I'm in the bank sorting my bags out, dont summon yet.
Poland dies.
England: POLAND WTF WHY START THE FIGHT!
Poland: Dude I didn't he just aggroed.
Austria-Hungary is afflicted by mind-control.
England: SOMEONE PICK IT UP NOW
France: It's cool, I got this
France casts German-France border shield wall.
Germany casts go-through-belgium.
France dies
France: FFS why do I always die so quick?
England: OK WTF WHY AM I TANKING, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RANGE DPS FROM OVER HERE. OK I need 2 people to help summon US, we still got this.
US: Wait, I'm just looking at cloth on the AH, don't summon.
Germany takes flight.
England: OK OK OK, he's in phase 2, I need all heals on me.
Canada: Dude, just bandage yourself.
Italians attacks British Somaliland in East Africa
British Somaliland: Adds have spawned.
Greece dies.
Yugoslavia dies.
Greece: F$%@ing blitzkrieg, that Sh$@s way too overpowered.
England: Ok Russia, you need to pull aggro and collapse all the way to Stalingrad
Russia: AH WTF, i was supposed to be dps, goddamn you noobass tanks.
US has been afflicted by pearl harbor.
US: AH WTF
England: ?????
US: My durability on my weapons just went down like 50%, what the hell?
Australia: OH CRAP AN ADD JUST SPAWNED ABOVE ME, helppppppppppp.
US: Ok summon
US: wth
England: ???
US: You guys are like tier 1, and wtf france you're still using greys?
France: /w US Can i have some money plz?
England: Ok we got this side covered, how's right side?
Russia: just popped mass production, i'm coo
Germany becomes enraged and launches V2 rockets.
England: Ok stay away from those and get him down quick
Germany dies
US: Ok all on Japan
England: US, execute
US launches Enola Gay
Japan: Stay your attack mortals, I submit, I SUBMIT.
US: LOOT
England: ohhhhhh, this should be interesting [Germany], ok roll if you need.
US rolls 50 (1-100)
Russia rolls 50 (1-100)
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Ashimaru » Sat May 03, 2008 1:10 pm

Fail...
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Debbier » Sat May 03, 2008 1:12 pm

Omg. That is hilarious!

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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Bigguy » Sat May 03, 2008 3:07 pm

That was great!
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Beren » Sat May 03, 2008 3:21 pm

Agreed, that was great! :rofl:
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Ernieboy » Sat May 03, 2008 7:45 pm

that was good
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Druina » Sat May 03, 2008 7:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Windleaf » Sat May 03, 2008 9:11 pm

Heh, that was pretty good. :)
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby morfius » Sat May 03, 2008 11:49 pm

lol :lol: :lol:
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Zev » Sun May 04, 2008 4:45 pm

still thiefing jokes from the balance forums shay?

was good. ;)
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Vizharan » Sun May 04, 2008 6:09 pm

I thot dis wuz posted in druid forumz
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Bigguy » Sun May 04, 2008 10:25 pm

If it's funny poach it from anywhere!
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Kiley » Thu May 08, 2008 11:46 am

Hahahaha, that was excellent! I love Canada chiming in there, "just bandage!" The roll at the end is hilarious but so true :)
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Ankherman » Thu May 08, 2008 3:42 pm

The number of people that I know that would actually comprehend this is very small, but for those who can it's freakin awesome!!!
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Re: WWII summary...

Postby Bigguy » Thu May 08, 2008 5:08 pm

That scares me Ankherman, although you may be correct - are that many people weak on modern world history?
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