Why did the cup of coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy!
What do you call bears without ears? B.
Mountains aren’t just funny – they’re hill areas.
The local Orienteering club is presently looking for committee members.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
Sleeping comes naturally to me. I can do it with my eyes closed.
I came across two talking stones while I was out hiking. One was big, but shy. The other was a little boulder.
I slept like a log last night… woke up in the fireplace.