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Postby Beren » Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:21 am

Why did the cup of coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy!

What do you call bears without ears? B.

Mountains aren’t just funny – they’re hill areas.

The local Orienteering club is presently looking for committee members.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!

Sleeping comes naturally to me. I can do it with my eyes closed.

I came across two talking stones while I was out hiking. One was big, but shy. The other was a little boulder.

I slept like a log last night… woke up in the fireplace.
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