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Re: Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:34 am
by Druina
"We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."

-Stephen Hawking on why we should avoid contact with alien life

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:12 pm
by Beren
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

~Winston Churchill

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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:43 am
by Druina
"It's amazing that in just one week we went from the death of the birthers to the birth of the deathers."

- Some guy on CNN.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:40 am
by Chuckdog
Last Stand! -Angry Raid Leader

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:10 am
by Vizz
I don't plan on eploiting them
I'm just trying to learn all the aspects I can
when we start a band
your girl will be all like
yo viz I think its real sexy the way you throw that holy light
and you'll be like ya rite
I'm touring korea with my girl bonan
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE

~Chuckdog

Re: Quotes

PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 12:39 pm
by Bigguy
Headline on CNN.com (right now):

Woman beheaded in supermarket attack described as full of life

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 8:56 pm
by Bigguy
Running in place will never get you the same results as running from a lion.

-The Most Interesting Man in the World

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:04 pm
by Bigguy
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "Bugger that" says Mick ” have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead” The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worse, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice and get knocked out cold!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

-Chic Murray, Scottish comedian

Re: Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:56 am
by Bigguy
He who leaves nothing to chance will do few things poorly, but he will do few things

-Edward F. Halifax

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:44 pm
by Druina
Do we really wanna dishonor the devastating sacrifices people made for our freedom of speech by saying they did it so we could be dicks?

- Adam Duritz

Re: Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:49 pm
by Halleck
"You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm tellin you why: you're 11 years old and you have an iPhone, you little shit."

--Dave Chapelle

Re: Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:10 pm
by Bigguy
Dogs have owners. Cats have a staff.

Re: Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:47 am
by rita.stine
“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.”

- Albert Einstein.