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Postby Debbier » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:55 pm

"What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's."

Baz Luhrmann

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Postby Druina » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:10 pm

"Bush lands in Texas; Residents urged to leave"

CNN headline :lol:
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Postby Beren » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:07 pm

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

-Steven Wright
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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigguy » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:11 am

There are three things that I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

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Re: Quotes

Postby Chuckdog » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:17 pm

"This is indeed a wipe."
-Halleck
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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigguy » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:45 am

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

- Mark Twain
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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigcookie » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:29 pm

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
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Re: Quotes

Postby Igvalias » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:33 am

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Rick Cook
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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigguy » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:27 pm

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

- Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigguy » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:20 am

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigguy » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:49 am

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

- Nigel Powers
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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigguy » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:47 am

A word to the wise aint necessary--it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby
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Re: Quotes

Postby Druina » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:26 am

... I see that having a cat is more like owning a pet rock, while dog ownership is more like caring for a baby.

-Ben Westhoff (former cat person)
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Re: Quotes

Postby whang » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:29 pm

"Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid."
-John Wayne
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Re: Quotes

Postby Bigguy » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:45 pm

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

Mark Twain - The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
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